Before you step into the cut, I must warn you not find a nice summary of everything that I found charming. Rather, I had never so angry watching a movie and I have been criticizing everything, and I do not remember that ever made (except for "Half-Blood Price", when I do not know how I cast the film, really), and therefore I want everyone entendáis why. The Voyage of the Dawn was always my favorite book of all of Narnia, is the more times I read and the more eager they expected the movie ... And I am disappointed. All the verbiage quC
- The daughter of the man who seeks his wife in an invented story? Seriously, a half hour movie and now I'm pissed off more than necessary.
- FINGER footprint. Yes, of course ... Farfapodos is that going barefoot, I do not remember [/ irony]
- Oh, look, the announcement of the Christmas lottery (but you have left the bald (Drinian) on the beach, with its crew n, searching for Lucy ¬ ¬)
- Do you become invisible to protect the fog? Dude, Seriously, WHY IS THE MIST HAVING THAT MUCH FUCKING PLOT?! ¬ ¬
- SIX SWORDS? DISTROYING THE MIST? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHY I ?!!!¬¬S CORIAKIN TELLING THEM THIS?! ¬ ¬ - And all this vine be obsessed with Susan Lucy, what is?
- Oh, great, again with the White Witch, yes, come ... The folly of the fog is beginning to tire a bit pretty, huh?
¬ ¬ - Eh, bah, Step, May Edmund Caspian May Have powerlust and fight with him, I do not fucking care.
- What? Before dawn Aslan should have destransformado Eustace but NO, the blue star, all rolling and we follow the dragon, flying ... All very logical, yes.
- Whenever the speech Drinian makes me want to hit a wafer ¬ ¬ Cacute, is the sea serpent? Really, DUDES, NOW?! ¬ ¬ And because of Edmund? Hey, seriously, the producers of Narnia Edmund moral burden from the first film, for making a mistake, and you better ...
- Eh, eh, eh, Eustance character I love, but not giving much emphasis to overdo it, eh? Already have enough in the sixth book
¬ ¬ - Ah, by the way, how strong the reuse of James McAvoy as the Faun. And not even appear in the credits, dude, but I've noticed. Really, what movie fiasco.
- What the hell are they doing con the sea serpent? Opens, Digivolve, vanishes in chunks ... And Eustace becomes a human being than another scenario, the island of Aslan's table, I suppose, with the sword. Does anyone explain me this?
- Oh, after an eternity has shed the fog ... They have left it not have been a whole Odyssey to undo ...
- Eustace and Reepicheep having more friends than in the book, this does not seem bad to me xD
- And as the Farfapodos were barefoot, there is no explanation for the small boat is Reepicheep Wait ; foward when you go to Aslan's Country ...
- The return home and end, and the
- The daughter of the man who seeks his wife in an invented story? Seriously, a half hour movie and now I'm pissed off more than necessary.
- FINGER footprint. Yes, of course ... Farfapodos is that going barefoot, I do not remember [/ irony]
- Oh, look, the announcement of the Christmas lottery (but you have left the bald (Drinian) on the beach, with its crew n, searching for Lucy ¬ ¬)
- Do you become invisible to protect the fog? Dude, Seriously, WHY IS THE MIST HAVING THAT MUCH FUCKING PLOT?! ¬ ¬
- SIX SWORDS? DISTROYING THE MIST? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHY I ?!!!¬¬S CORIAKIN TELLING THEM THIS?! ¬ ¬ - And all this vine be obsessed with Susan Lucy, what is?
- Oh, great, again with the White Witch, yes, come ... The folly of the fog is beginning to tire a bit pretty, huh?
¬ ¬ - Eh, bah, Step, May Edmund Caspian May Have powerlust and fight with him, I do not fucking care.
- What? Before dawn Aslan should have destransformado Eustace but NO, the blue star, all rolling and we follow the dragon, flying ... All very logical, yes.
- Whenever the speech Drinian makes me want to hit a wafer ¬ ¬ Cacute, is the sea serpent? Really, DUDES, NOW?! ¬ ¬ And because of Edmund? Hey, seriously, the producers of Narnia Edmund moral burden from the first film, for making a mistake, and you better ...
- Eh, eh, eh, Eustance character I love, but not giving much emphasis to overdo it, eh? Already have enough in the sixth book
¬ ¬ - Ah, by the way, how strong the reuse of James McAvoy as the Faun. And not even appear in the credits, dude, but I've noticed. Really, what movie fiasco.
- What the hell are they doing con the sea serpent? Opens, Digivolve, vanishes in chunks ... And Eustace becomes a human being than another scenario, the island of Aslan's table, I suppose, with the sword. Does anyone explain me this?
- Oh, after an eternity has shed the fog ... They have left it not have been a whole Odyssey to undo ...
- Eustace and Reepicheep having more friends than in the book, this does not seem bad to me xD
- And as the Farfapodos were barefoot, there is no explanation for the small boat is Reepicheep Wait ; foward when you go to Aslan's Country ...
- The return home and end, and the